The Grand Prix permits two machines.
Standard Kart
A dependable motor-carriage. Balanced in every regard.
Boulevard Bike
Fresh from the vélodrome. Quick off the line, sharp turning, light as air.
Model T
Any colour you like, so long as it's black. Sturdy and fast on the straights.
Roman Chariot
Two wheels, zero horses, maximum glory. Fastest acceleration in the paddock.
Trojan Horse
Beware historians bearing gifts. Heavy enough to shove anyone off their line.
The Titanic
Unsinkable, unstoppable, unsteerable. Highest top speed afloat — corners poorly.
Penny-Farthing
One enormous wheel, one tiny one, zero stability concerns whatsoever. Nimblest ride here.
Viking Longship
Dragon prow, shield wall, raiding speed. Heavy in a shove, slow in a hairpin.
Covered Wagon
Ho! The trail provides. Dependable canvas-topped hauler with honest manners.
Steam Locomotive
Needs no rails, accepts no apologies. Massive top speed, glacial off the line.
Venetian Gondola
Glides like the Grand Canal is everywhere. Elegant, balanced, serenade optional.
Rickshaw
Featherweight with dazzling acceleration. Gets shoved around in a crowd.
Moon Buggy
Apollo-grade engineering with mesh wheels. Handles like one-sixth gravity.
War Elephant
Hannibal's favourite. Slow to anger, impossible to shove, unstoppable once rolling.
Wright Flyer
Kitty Hawk's finest, grounded for racing. Light, quick, and slightly airborne in spirit.
Yellow Submarine
Periscope up. Heavy hull shrugs off bumps; steering is decidedly nautical.
Dragon Boat
Festival racer with a carved head and a war drum. Paddles to a quick rhythm.
Royal Sleigh
Gilded troika runners, no reindeer required. Glides through corners gracefully.
War Camel
Desert cavalry mount. Sure-footed and unbothered, if a touch stubborn in the bends.
Mark V Tank
An iron beast on treads. Slow to wind up, but nothing dares cut it off.
Hot-Air Balloon
Montgolfier drift. Featherlight and nimble — rides the wind through every turn.
Steam Tractor
Honest farmyard horsepower. Steady, grippy and never flustered.
Flying Saucer
Recovered Roswell tech. Hovers, banks on a dime, and shouldn't be road-legal.